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Soft, lived-in comfort meets a cheeky holiday attitude. This garment-dyed cotton tee carries a relaxed fit and a vintage feel — the kind you reach for when you want something comfortable that still makes people laugh. The front art shows a winking Santa with a mischievous grin and the caption, “I know exactly what you want / And it ain’t toys,” giving the shirt a playful, slightly irreverent holiday edge. Wear it to casual holiday hangouts, low-key family gatherings, or neighborhood cookie swaps to spark smiles and roll-your-eyes laughter. The medium-weight cotton and garment-dyed finish soften and mellow with every wash, so the shirt only gets better with time.
This tee suits anyone who prefers humor over saccharine holiday motifs — friends who love tongue-in-cheek Christmas jokes, adults hosting laid-back seasonal parties, or folks living a cozy, unpretentious holiday life. The relaxed cut layers easily under sweaters or over long sleeves for chilly evenings around the firepit or while wrapping presents. The sewn-in label and durable double-needle stitching mean this is a shirt you’ll live in through many holiday seasons.
Product features
- Available in sizes S–4XL (select partners) — consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with garment-dyed softness
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and pre-shrunk for cleaner drape
- Double-needle stitching on all seams and a sewn-in label for lasting construction
- Made in Honduras; available in 58 colors with a relaxed fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Santa Tongue-Out Christmas T-Shirt — "I know exactly what you want and it ain't toys"
$20.68
This tee suits anyone who prefers humor over saccharine holiday motifs — friends who love tongue-in-cheek Christmas jokes, adults hosting laid-back seasonal parties, or folks living a cozy, unpretentious holiday life. The relaxed cut layers easily under sweaters or over long sleeves for chilly evenings around the firepit or while wrapping presents. The sewn-in label and durable double-needle stitching mean this is a shirt you’ll live in through many holiday seasons.
Product features
- Available in sizes S–4XL (select partners) — consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with garment-dyed softness
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and pre-shrunk for cleaner drape
- Double-needle stitching on all seams and a sewn-in label for lasting construction
- Made in Honduras; available in 58 colors with a relaxed fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean