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This tee carries a wry, darkly humorous voice—perfect for someone who loves ironic love stories and sharp one-liners. The soft, garment-dyed cotton and relaxed fit make it feel lived-in from the first wear, like an old inside joke you reach for on slow mornings. Picture slipping it on for coffee runs, low-key shows, or late-night bar hangs where witty banter rules. The bold line—"last time you shot me I ended up with a life sentence"—lands like a punchline and a confession at once. It reads like the soundtrack to a rough-around-the-edges romance: sardonic, tender, and unmistakably human. Let it be the shirt you wear when you want to signal you’ve got a dry sense of humor and plenty of stories worth hearing.
Product features
- Sizes S–4XL available (see Comfort Colors 1717 size chart)
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage feel and rich color
- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Medium weight (6.1 oz) relaxed fit with sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Graphic T-Shirt — "Last Time You Shot Me I Ended Up With a Life Sentence" (Cupid Funny Valentines Tee)
$20.68
Product features
- Sizes S–4XL available (see Comfort Colors 1717 size chart)
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage feel and rich color
- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Medium weight (6.1 oz) relaxed fit with sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean